Urgent: DOLLHOUSE!

22 10 2009

Ok guys, I’m getting a little freaked out. Dollhouse has been shelved through all of November, then is scheduled for back2back episode nights all through December. And, although December will be AWESOME for it!, it probably means Fox is not having happy thoughts about our show. Sad face!

BUT it’s not bloody well over til the hot dolls in track pants sing! Obviously, we need to get their ratings up. First, tomorrow will be the last episode until December’s doubles, so for the love of Joss, WATCH IT! You can sit in one Friday night, I promise it won’t kill you. And what else would you watch, anyway? Ghost Whisperer? Guffaw!

Second, the People’s Choice Awards are holding online nominee voting – if that’s worded confusingly, what I mean is, you can pick from a bunch of shows (or actors, artists, etc, in other categories) to help the lovely folks at the PCAs narrow down their nominee lists. You have the option of writing in a nominee as well, but listen to this: You don’t even have to! Dollhouse is actually an option to choose under the Best Sci-Fi category! Woot woot!!

So, might I suggest, go there right now, and pick it! You get to pick 5, so it’s not even like I’m asking you to forgo nominating your actual favourite. For instance, I got to pick Supernatural AND Dollhouse! I’m over the moon!

What are you waiting for?! GO GO GO!!! Save my show! Before you have to listen to me rant and whine like I did with the Sarah Connor Chronicles!!





Eff is for Fox: Another Terminator post

30 05 2009

Eff as in “Eff You Fox TV!” but more on that below…

First, I saw Terminator: Salvation. My official opinion is that the critics are filthy liars, but you should know that by now. Salvation, or T4, as I prefer, was actually great. The story line was neither confusing nor poorly written. Perhaps if one has never seen any of the previous three films, a few concepts might be lost; terminators, characters, Judgment Day. But seriously, what business do you have reviewing films if you’ve never seen The Terminator?! Or, conversely, if you HAVE seen The Terminator, but still had trouble following the plot of Salvation, you are probably exceptionally stupid and should promptly give up your job as a film critic. Although, I suppose we only have the individuals responsible for giving you meaningful employment as a film critic to blame.

Enough reference to those idiots, I don’t want to give them any more word time than necessary. I repeat: Salvation was actually great. Ok, no Star Trek, I readily admit. But a action flick gem of 2009 nonetheless, and a satisfying addition to the Terminator franchise. Certainly it is better than Rise of the Machines. *Please note, I actually enjoyed T3; though it is the least enjoyable of the four films, the final scene with John Connor stepping up to his role as leader of what is to become the Resistance is worth the age-related inaccuracies and toleration of Clarie Danes. Also, though some may disagree, I liked that the Terminator was able to override his programming, adding another layer to the learning capabilities of AI. This ability of self-determination later plays a key kick-ass role in the plot of The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Back to T4 now… my ultimate reason for loving this movie was that it gave us a look at the fruit of the franchise: The War Against the Machines. The reason the other three movies exist. In the previous three films, we’re seeing essentially “the past”. The main plot elements – the machines, Skynet, Judgment Day, John Connor – come from our future, but as far as the overarching story is concerned, they are the present. Maybe I`m not explaining this right. Kyle Reese and the various terminators are sent to the past, and this is the part of the story we see, but the real story exists in the future, and now we finally get to see it in more than just flashes. I don`t know about you, but for me, this is a huge payoff after 25 years of wondering what it would be like in a post-Judgment Day world. I actually look forward to the sequel they so obviously set up, assuming they do it well.

My favourite part of the film though was seeing a young Kyle Reese. I`ve had a pseudo-crush on the character my whole life. I say pseudo, because I was too young to really have a crush on him when I first saw The Terminator (I was 3 when it came out, probably 5 before I really took notice of it). But he`s always been there; Sarah`s, and in turn John`s, hero. It wasn`t until I was older that I really thought about him in a crushy way, and even then, I loved John more. But I digress from where I was going with this point. Since looking forward to seeing a new portrayal of John Connor was out of the question, due to the casting of creepo Christian Bale, I was most excited to see how a younger, future version of Kyle Reese would turn out.

And A+ on that casting job guys! Obviously I saw Anton Yelchin in Star Trek a few weeks ago, but I had no idea he was in Salvation. I didn`t really look into the Salvation cast all that much due to my Bale-related pre-disappointment, so I had no idea I would be getting Break-out Actor 2009 Part Two (you heard it hear first!). Holy crap, he`s awesome! Too young for me, so it`s not even about the hot factor – though he is a cute kid. But Yelchin is just a brilliant actor. I YouTubed some clips from tv shows he`s been in, and his awesomeness is consistent. I cannot wait to see him in other stuff.

By the way, as much disdain as I had for the Bale-Connor portrayal, it actually wasn`t half bad. I was creeped out at first, but by the end I warmed up to him a bit. I still would have loved it more if he wasn`t there at all, but I can live with it. If nothing else, my love for John Connor helped me get over my fear of Christian Bale, so I guess it can only be called a Win. How sweet would it have been, though, to see a revived Ed Furlong?! Maybe that`s just me…

And since I am always about the hot factor, and clearly didn`t get it from Bale or too-young Yelchin, I must add that I DID get it from Sam Worthington. Yum, indeed! Could do with a little work on his American accent, but I excuse him. In my head, Marcus Wright is actually an Aussie-American immigrant, so it`s cool. Someone I went with asked if I preferred the hotness of Marcus as human or as machine, and I hold to my response: a little bit of both; I`m freaky like that. My friend actually replied that that response wasn`t even weird coming from me. It truly isn`t. I`m not above hearting on a machine, if he`s heart worthy (c.f. Jude Law`s Gigolo Joe in AI.)

Ok, so now that that is out of the way, I move on to the real point of this post, which is to poo-poo on Fox`s cancellation of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Riddle me this: in what right mind does a network drop a show that already has a cult following the week before the release of a film which is guaranteed to pique interest in said show? Like, seriously. I get that ratings were low-ish. I get that the season was already over. But they`re keeping Fringe, for eff sake, which is just not that good. Ok, ok, JJ Abrams. Star Trek. Point taken. And I certainly don`t want to see them drop Dollhouse, as it clings on for dear life, due to their past screwing-over of Joss Whedon, whom I adore. What, then, is the scheduling solution? I don`t know. But I DO know you shouldn`t cancel awesome shows. Then again, this is Fox we`re talking about, and canceling awesome shows seems to be their MO. How about axing shit like Don`t Forget the Lyrics, or So You Think You Can Dance, or anything else of the bore-fest that is reality TV? Gah!

I can only hope another network picks up SCC. I actually joined the Resistance this morning, and will spend my summer campaigning to save Sarah Connor. Check it out here. The CW would be an awesome candidate, not only because I`m able to get it for free with my rabbit ears, but because they have a tremendous history for taking on the unwanted but beloved cult hits. Plus they already have my favouritist on-air show, Supernatural. Personally, I`d squeeze out Smallville, which timeline-wise should be out already (Clarke is like 25 now and should be off donning those disallowed tights already!), and throw in SCC at 8pm Thursdays before Supernatural, so I can continue my glued-to-the-couch-Thursday tradition.

I don`t actually care what network picks it up though, I just want to be able to watch John Connor fight to save the future every week. Someone make it happen!

UberFanGirl





No fate but what we make.. except that Judgement Day is actually inevitable!

24 05 2009

Warning: If you’re 6 to 25 years behind on the Terminator film franchise – Spoiler Alert!!! But I haven’t yet seen the new one, so if you’re only a few days behind, it’ll be alright for you to keep reading…

Thanks to a 3 for $20 sale at a certain retailer who shall remain nameless, I just spent the weekend re-watching the old Terminator movies. I did have the first two on VHS, but seeing as I no longer have a VCR, I felt it was time to update to DVD (I’m not on the Blu-Ray bandwagon just yet). Needless to say, it has been a fantastic weekend!

So I’m not about to write a review of the entire weekend’s viewing, but I do have some newly-formed thoughts on the Terminator movies. Ummm.. where to begin.. ok, so T2 is still the best of the three, but for better reasons than I had when I was 10 (which was my crush on Edward Furlong). Most notable is the tremendously well-done characterization of Sarah Connor, something I think it is beyond the intellectual capacity of a 10 year old to reflect upon. The changes in Sarah that occur over the years between the first two films are, well they are sad, but also terribly believable. I never really got that as a kid; I just thought she was inexplicably crazy in the second film.

Sure, she IS in fact a little crazy, but heck, I would be a little crazy too if I was hunted by a machine when I was 18(?), knocked up by a guy from the future, locked away in a mental institution, rescued from said mental institution by the very machine that previously tried to kill me, and all the while saddled with the responsibility of making sure my son grew up prepared to lead the resistance against Skynet and a virutally indisctuctable enemy force that doesn’t even exist yet. Rough lot in life. Eff would she have been pissed to see Arnold show up again in the third film if she were still alive.

So, T2’s ultimate awesomeness aside, Rise of the Machines wins for humour. Maybe it’s just funnier when you watch all three movies together, but I laughed my ass off. Dry, cyborg-straight-man humour always gets me.

But here is what sucks about having watched all three films over a short period of time: time flaws. Eff, I wish I hadn’t noticed them. Seriously, why don’t they just check for consistency flaws when they make a sequel? T1 happens in 1984, T2 in 1995. Even a simpleton can put together that Sarah would have been 18 in the first film, as per Dr Silverman referring to her as 29 years old in the second film, making John 10 in T2, which fits the police computer profile seen by the T1000. Shibby. So why the heck does Sarah’s grave in the third film put her birthdate in 1959? And why does John say he met the terminator when he was 13? Wrong, wrong wrong!! Although, admittedly, it is hard to buy that he is only 10 in T2, but whatev. Unfortunately we can’t chock these mistakes up to changes caused by time travel, because, although events may be changed, time travel can’t change someone’s age – unless the changes are such that one’s time of birth is moved, but that would likely result in an enitrely different person being born, and besides which, none of the time travel in these movies effected Sarah or John’s births. Too bad. I guess I just have to let it go.

I hope the new one doesn’t add to this mess. I’m hearing terrible things about it, but nothing about completely effing up the timeline in ways that are inconsistent with the philosophy of time travel, so, awesome.

Christian Bale still freaks me out though, so I’m scared about seeing him as John Connor, since all previous portrayals of John Connor have been crush-worthy (and, of course, I’ve crushed on them all), but Chrisitan Bale is most definitely NOT crush worthy for someone who still bares the emotional scars of having seen American Psycho at a young and impressionable age. I did manage to get through The Dark Knight without having nightmares of him however, so maybe it will be ok. Of course, the nightmares I might potentially have had of Christian Bale resulting from The Dark Knight were probably just replaced by nightmares about the Joker who was scary as f*ck, so maybe it won’t be alright after all.

I suppose I will find out tomorrow.

UberFanGirl